Stock Photos – Oh my.

Posted by on Aug 2, 2014 in Comedy, Design, Photography | 2 Comments

Like most graphic designers, I frequently peruse mass libraries of stock photos to find the perfect images for my projects. Even with the simplest of searches, one of these gems will pop up every now and then. I’ve compiled a few for your entertainment along with some fun captions.

Stylish elegant dreadlocks businessman using notebook in business landscape

“Stylish elegant dreadlocks businessman using notebook in business landscape” – ’nuff said.

Hey there, mr. chalk muscles

Hey there, mr chalk muscles.

Don’t mind me while I water your face for ideas

Don’t mind me while I water your face for ideas.

Doin the wave

Doin’ the wave.

ARE YOU EXCITED, BECAUSE I’M EXCITED! LET’S ALL BE EXCITED!

ARE YOU EXCITED, BECAUSE I’M EXCITED! LET’S ALL BE EXCITED!

preggo

“Of COURSE I’ll still work for you 8 moths pregnant. This smile is 100% genuine!”

socks

“So, our business plan for the fourth quarter…”
“What?? I can’t hear you over those socks.”

No, you can trust me completely!

No, you can trust me completely!

Look at my amazing ass

Will you just take a moment to look at my amazing butt? Thanks!

I may burst into flame if I step into the sun

We may burst into flame if we step into the sun

“We may burst into flame if we step foot in the sun.”

rabbit

Just chillin’

retro-yoga

Retro yoga.

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“Oh no she di-nt”

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“Well, this is awkward.”

The 50s called and want their phone back, isn't that exciting

“OMG ORANGE PHONE! OMG OMG!”

Think-outside-box

…and inside the bag, apparently.

Wait, high fives are still cool, right?

“Wait, high fives are still cool, right?”

wind

Glad I’m wearing this tight dress in this windstorm.

You first, no YOU first, no YOU FIRST

“You first, no YOU first, no YOU FIRST”

You smelt it, you dealt it

You smelt it, you dealt it.

2 Comments

  1. Bill Brady
    August 2, 2014

    Now, THAT was a great laugh. You’ll have to do another series of all the people who show up over and over and over again and put names to them.

    Bill

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      Jenni Moore
      August 3, 2014

      Bill, that’s a fantastic idea! Ashley and I have already named a few of them, so we’ll have to start compiling a photo bank for each one. I do plan on making this funny stock photo thing a series since I find stock photo gold so frequently.

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